
👋 Hey, I’m Sznymo 🌿 By day I dig in the dirt like it’s the finale of “Top Botany,” 🍲 in the evenings I flirt with pots and pans — or with you (depending on availability 😏), 💻 at night I whisper sweet nothings to the terminal, 🐱 and in between I live surrounded by cats who believe they’re the real stars of this show. And maybe they’re right… but you could be the exception. I’m the kind of guy who feels great with a shovel in the garden, a needle in hand, wine in the bottle (home-fermented, obviously), and code in the terminal. I make preserves, sew cosplays, cook so well your mouth starts watering (and not just from the smell), and when I ferment — it’s only in the good way 🍷 💋 My jokes are so dry they practically beg for a glass of wine. Costumes? Check. Cringe jokes? Oh yes — the cats roll their eyes, but you might roll… straight into my arms. Oops. Getting me out for a walk is like convincing a cat to take a bath — hard, but if you manage it, it means you’re pretty persistent and deserve a kiss on the forehead 😘 💌 Like for like, just like in the good old days of online dating. And if you see “sznymo” somewhere — it’s probably me, or my feline doppelgänger. 🚀 Ready for flirting, fermenting, and fur? Slide into my DMs. Hold on tight — or let me hold you instead. 😏
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